Sunday, August 17, 2008

Crimson: Return to Crescent Coast

Fourty fiouve lowng yearz and we has da return 
Crescent coast means da wrold to da boiz

¿I rememb da splash uv da see/c/sea crabby doo?
¡SHHHHHHHHHHHUT IT BOI! da noize be heard

in cavernous cavernon BIG crigger sneek da sneek like banjo on hotrocks
Jezz a crcket! Crickets feature eboney like papa used ta da SAY
PHEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!
Da relieve like da wave uv c/see wash ovar in rolls like paper towel

Dey sleep to nite




CRICKETS fEATure eBONEy

Hold unto ya BUUTTTZ

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Tip¿

Flow stand dripping lando. Hey man sipping sando.
RANDAL RANDAL RAMDALion Don't drink solids?¿

Hold onta YOUR BUTTZ!

Episode *(8) Part 2

TWO TIMES A house! IN THE WOODS

Who Is da Man he who stare back DONT SPEEK ITS YOU KNOW DAMN WHO

Man! Calm da stuff Cool?

Its 2 times da years since we lass see/c/sea homuer at da dancin' and ladie? LADIE? so get over it We Viz da place in da wuoldz homar has be for since capture 3 munth ago.

What we gunna do- AHGRAPHASPUTE!
Homar kicks da head EXPLOSION WHUTWUT?
This zlams it!
In da car!
Megaphone!
Tell da bunch!
Its pinata dai in sanztowne!

Da square is painted blue in remorse and wonder?

Homar is free but what of Ladie Lindrups¿
HoldUNTOyuBUTTZ!

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Episode *(8) Part 1: Lets Dance!

Da dance at hand we see/c/sea as as homar takes da Staje UNCE AGIN!¿
For 1nuther tiem homar make scene in AVENCHUR

We fin your selvzz at ballrume
¿We danz for now!
O humor you whish me off mine legs youskill sa skup?

for little know by da WHOA LADIE! homar is spy¡!
FINIKY LITTLE BRAT!
sHE iS dYING! NO SHE IS DIE

GET OVER YOUR BUTTFACEand move on wiff da lyfe
sad songongong


HOLD ONTA YUR BUTTS!

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Crimson :da side strrie uv da CENTury

Dr. he is hurt¿ Y/n WIE say doc brown !he is da hurt fo real checkit YALL¡
doc, R U HURt - - y let us see/c/sea abut tht nao move _ ?whoz hurt
itsh tha cahndie MAHN
who wud hurt a boi such as he
DA PRESIDENT OF DA united SKAKEZ
Dox, b 4 i dye - I mast da saiy/bai/c/see/c/sea:
Crimson your crimson
wut? say da dox
crimson your crimson... ugh
cahndy man DEAD
o no! O YES!!!!!!!!!!!




crIMson YOUR crimSON
HOLD ONTA YER BUTTZ!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Episode &(7)

HO HO HO HOMAR iz bak wiff a new starrie ta make da bearz sing! Little BOY/girl/see/c/sea, come eat da pie say homar clause (ittz kristmuz? WTF?!) boy oh boy say child, what in da pie? HoHoho..... POISON! Hold onta yabuttz!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Episode^(6)

Follow that cab!!!!!!!!! Twas da chase at hand - SHIT SON! Copcar - pull ovar boyo =( ... ... ... da think he do .. ... ... I dont think so BRA! Off dey is wiff da chase! HI HO!

PUMP D'ADRENALINE CAUSE WE'S BRINGIN IT HOME!

2 mile short of da finish line, these boy get brot ta da justice. 18 counts of da speeding, 21 counts of da recklus driveing, 1 count of DUI, 5 counts of da curb jumpingz, 2 counts of jambory motorbikez, and 1 count of MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! da cop stay dere for 2 hours - no moving - nothing - then finally he da say/talk/fortify/see/c/sea for to da homar ¿HOW DO YOU PLEAD? da beast groaned wiff a hint of satisfaction and a bit of a melody became part of our lives. Listen! You can hear it if you believe.

I PLEAD DA LIFT!
¡I Knew u'd say dat! da cop respond wiff

And so, Homar wuz off to da bucket camp wiff da othar jambory bikerz.
¿Held Jelophant! Im da trapped! Jellophant jump to da rescue! ¿Look out homar- jelophant say- I see/c/sea da /sea/c/see frum hear/boat... ...
SO HOLD ONTA YA BUTTS!!!!