Monday, September 29, 2008

Episode !#(13)


Snorkz Banan! Undersea/c/see advenchuure at hand

BOOKS! I NEED BOOKS¿ researching must be dun for if da mision iz 2 b a successes! Jauke Kousteau and da Skooba Joe all habrord da vessel to ride da stromy seas for DISCOVER. But what iz dis? he rides sweet sceptors throught bleak light under da canopy of da surface of airNEPTUNE YOU OLD BASTRD how longs it bin? Huh? How long? You Think YOure A BiG MAN?! HUH? YEAH?¿HELLO THERE NUMBSKULL! iM TALKIN TO YA? ¿Not Gonna Talk? TalK TO THIS!!!!!

SKULL CRACKER - Neptune dont stand a chance
Girl, you don't even know. YOU Dont now.

Meantime Skarkipus spalsh water sea waves on a distant shore and can sweetly continue a peaceful existence. How, Darling, can you read that utter trash? ITZ HISTORY K? IM SUPPOSED TO KNO THIS STUFF!

Hold unti hure batz!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Tip¿

CAPTAIN! Captain! My Life force! Captain, my life force is draining! help me captain! Save me!

Hold onta ur BoTTuxez!

Episode !@(12)


Little stairs let rooftop howl at da moon. Was this to resting or was more on da horizon fair. Da time of rest was concluse and work was on da ahead road for those who still reminned.
DIN DIN!!!
Holy shit rilly? NO ONE GIVES A BUTT! Sometimes you make me so madHomar wa at da refinerey wiff da frenz and they was messing. SEVENTEEN DREAMs they wur but for some to too young was a point from which escape couldnt happen. Hey Faggt! PUSSHHUSHUSHUSHUSH!
Young boy.
Brown hair.
Fair Skin.
Tight bod.
Good grades.
Light shorts. real meat. autumn apparel. sun baked gums.
All a waste. A WASTE.
He melted. how does you feel.
"Taste my steel, dragon!" "Ahah! So it is you who has been so eager to taste my bane! So be it! TASTE MY BANE!""Tastey, tastey bane. Mmmmmm bane. shhhhhh. its okay. Ive got you. Daddy's got you. Bane bane bane bane abenneba.¿"
TASTE MY BUTTZ?
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTTTTTTTzzZZZzzZzzzzZZ

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Episode !!(11)


BANKS OUT! time to hit da HEY! YOU! WHERE DID YOU PUT DA GLASSES! Cant u sea/c/see I Cant see/see/see¿!!
Follow me, Boy. We should have a little chat.
You know, you and me, me and you.
We know, but not knowledge. It's like we know each other. We work together at da bank. I THINK WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE, MAJOR
Nope, nup nop, nupperoo, nipnap, nope, nahnahah, ninino,
Trust me, Its a new one, Champ
K Hummuck
Now, I know you and I bothe kno ourselvs and by that I mean eachother has been mean for intentions of understanding and comprehension, but DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY GODDAMNED GLASSES YOU TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE OR I SWEAR TO GO ILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT YOU WORTHLESS we have had this chat before, Captain.
Oh Yeah!
Have a nice nite, Bronco
You too, Snymrat!

Hold OntA Yar BUTTzzUtzUTZ

Monday, September 8, 2008

Episode *(8) Pt. 3


Whut laddie be sitttuating on da windowsil so fair¿ Danceur is found at littal ranch miss love baby homestuer. COME BACK I NEED YOU! screem it goes wiff da lady. But you know he could da dead!!!!! Cowboy c0aant ghet ovar da ladie luv humir. LUV ME! LUVE ME!
but alas, nogo.
You bitch! I'll KILL YOU.
UH OH! someones got mommy issues-AAGGGGAAHHGGGGHHHH
I... IM DIEING... again?
Truth be da message of fair lady for you see/c/sea/ghost/she is da Ghost Gobller!
Homalaut Return fram da Soviut wiff great prize and joyus choral
YOU'RE DEAD COWBOY!

Drink it. This is for you laddy.

Hold ontor Yuaz BUTTsZZZ

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Episode !)(10)



Homuck StandTALLL for all to see/c/sea¡ he is In MILISHARYCAL UNIFORMATION AND AT DA SERVE, at command of generral for da general pay obay DA CAPITAIN who is homukinstu?

On da othur hand, Humoir iz da job ant a BANK! ZOMG DESK JOB!
!KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT¡
Himnuck goes da munfz for no love, he dream of new dai when rocker come and da life he live cuz ruckiz iz da Himnoz! (Humoir uz Himnoz an da himnoz is da Homar is da DESK JOB! (Zomg suicide, amirite¿))

Ruckinz dont kame kuz it is da but it iz OKEYDOKE, no spuicide fror Humlink Snipshult he got plan############ DOLLAR SIGN$$$$$$$$$$$$$ hultrak spampsog sold his soul and may or may not roast 4evz in puriz HELLtown?

Hold onta ya buttTTTTTZZZ!!!!!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Episode ((9)


Homar is at GULF OF SPAIN?!!!! Installing Escaltors for da painting police. PAINTING POLICE.

ANIMUTAD GIFFS ON PAPOUR PLANIS
Gelatinus bumbs drup on escliwags ascentching ta da heavinz

Drink up you da FOOOLS FOOOOOOLLSSS
PICK IT UP AND PUT IT DOWN
PICK IT UP AND PUT IT DOWN?
is that some kind of sarcastic remark?
Is that a serious question?
YOU SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER MY FUCKING CARPET

CANT DA FOOL SEE/C/sea what are we Doing? This is just da waste of time¿ Just give up just give it time¿ Time timjimjim¿

Scenerific enzone

HOLD ONTO your butts?