Episode !&(17)

Congrats Couger, you done it again

A back-woods fiesta is coming to a boil and a handshake is coming to an end as we descend upon this fine meeting of friends.

How do you do it? I just gotta know, bra!
You wanna know my secret?
Yuh!
Aight come hear and yee shall c/sea/see

BOOM shaka-laka OUT FROM THE COVER OF LEEVES HE SPRINGS!
Tis ofcoarse Jelophant on da trail of his trusty musty bud.
In the meantime, Homar is gettin cozy on the shelf.

And THATS how its done my friend!
Wow.. just.. WOW! I dunno what to say, bra! As always you've blown me away.

PUT AWAY THAT BLOWJOB!
Lest you should want it sucked
which it will be
as there is a master suckstress on the loose! Thats right! ZE VAMPIRE! Oh? Whats that? You forgot? You forgot he was a vampire? What are you, stupid? HUH?!

Hold onto that GOD DAMNED BUTT!

Episode !^(16)

Poops a Go-Go and ze heat is on, my friends. Thats wright, we've got a serious problem, and I think.. well, we think you might have a little info to share with us.

I strattled a lump of coal between my chest and abdomen, idley entertaining myself as da man in da berret continued to drole on and on.

Parker is it?

Yes, I replied legs agaping, Yes, I supposed that would be me.

Close your legs god dammit! This isnt some sort of carnival. This is Official Police buisness!

Sweet christ! Upon hearing these words, da world around me seemed to collaps. I had suspected it all along in da back of my mind, but up untill this point it hadnt yet dawned on me that it could actually be true.

Hello? Da Berreted man shook me back to reality.

Dear god, I muttered, Not a carnival

Just at that moment Jellophant knocked at da door. He had clearly not see/sea/c-n da note i left for him back at the hideout.

Ill ve vack in a voment.

Vhat? I said

Vhat. HAH! Vat a vuseless vord. VHAT IZ VOR ZE VEAK!
No!.. No IT COULDNT VE

I was vecoming... a VAMPIRE

to be continued... in your butt(Which you best be holding onto)

Crimson: Pekanese Nights

In da deepest jungle dey travel

weeks it seem before dey meet wif da mountains But Desperado not for tis a desperado they meat

¿Aha fair journeyors! Va Avec myself¿

'Surely, we shal but first, lend us thine nimithicus?!

Renderred thru ears listeners crouchethed and alas da words he spither spaet:::

¿Aha fair trail goers! You wil kno my nom soon enough, but for now, I shall lenth ye the words of my eldest papa: 

"nacep a si

lous ym"

Tis german for dirty things¿

Dayz, nites, neon lights and a whay da group a went til dey met wit da palace gates

Come eat says da King

and so do is dey

FOR EAT: PECAN PIE

"Yess Eat. Eat it all up. Yes, thats right. Gobble gobble. muhuh mahu mahu maha ma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

But thine upperedness, ou esta la Desporidu?

Oh my

nacep a si

lous ym

My soul

is a pecan

HOLD ONTA YA buttikans!!!!

Episode !%(15)

Oh now now what do we hyav hear?
Tiny boy, Come, sit avec ton pepep!

Ah! But PaPa! your laces have gone astray!
VEEEERRRY obSERVENT boy! Can you c/see/sea whycome such tragedies to I have becometh¿!

Give it a rest PAPA!
WHAT HAVE YOU BOI?
Be-eth this a Bedtime Story
or ones DEADTIME STORY¿!

A summer side beeech they prance
swrods in hand
waiting for exactly da correct moment...
...
...

TO STRIKE
Striken befelded da boy to a chamber of terrible horrorz

Jez a banch a' winy rich bitchez if y'allz is askin me sah!
Well no one asked you did they.
Nah, I rightf'lly s'pose no one did, sah.
Now appologize to your Mama.
I'm...
SARRY SARRY SARRY
BLUB BLUB BIG LIPS

Hold UNTO thine lipizankeurz!

Episode !$(14)

Todaiz ep iz srs bizz

friday da 13, day
of the dead

So you're da one dey call d'extreminator eh?
Yez, im be da one, boy. What is it you need? BE QUICK! I have NO PATIENCE FOR CHILDREN.
Yess Yes of coarse, my appologies good sir. We need a ghost something something smething blah blah blah
For it was at that very momnet da stranjer was abduct. AND IF HE GOES I TOO WILL Go?
GO GO GO gogo tiny richard! Hes da classiest little hero
But where is he? I cant see/c/sea him? has he disappeared in water?
What? No. W- ... Why would you even think that? it's- th-theres no reason- absolutely NO reason for him to be in water.
WHOA COOL IT i was just asking
BUT WHY? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?
...because... im your daughter... daddy.
oh my god
I KNEW YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND!
NO STOP I DIDNT MEAN I *DOOR SLAM*
...I didnt know

MEANWHILE BACK IN HELL
Pull up your shoes and get riding for one sultry dai could be your last! HAHA whos laughing? IN THE FACE OF DENGER! Of coarse, he's the sassy devil of the group¿ Son of a gun! I guess he really is! I never saw it before, in his face you can see/sea/c it in de tiny detail... OOOHHHH i C!
Now to biz!
A turk release short letters to a man who, reluct and was shot. Does this satisfy you Brinsinger?
No... no no no no

hold onto you butts Iguezz¿

HOORAH! Election Special! Wait, what?

Splam IT! KIDZ IN DA LIVING ROOM MENZ ON THE MOON gather round Da Trelavichon too opserve DA ELERCTIONz

ObaMAcCain ane ane ane 4 how long has he discussed getting up, ghetting a job, flying to france and murdering a piglet? oo long. Just Get OUt  And Due IT yoU bIg SLOB!

So Across prezidence Fences soared da pull-tuck-pull OF A MILLION BASEBALL CAP WEARING IDIOTS

Vote yer heart out, shithead.

I, Paul T. Obamerz, stood amangst da werkerz and da poor and oh my GOD no one GIVEZ A SHIT

Vote you baseball loving sex machines?!! Stood Amonst da people of toodai?!

I guess he realy does understand kids like me

GOD I LOVE BEING A TEENAGER IN A RATTLESNAKE'S BODY!!

huld onty yut Budybuttz!

Episode !#(13)

Snorkz Banan! Undersea/c/see advenchuure at hand

BOOKS! I NEED BOOKS¿ researching must be dun for if da mision iz 2 b a successes! Jauke Kousteau and da Skooba Joe all habrord da vessel to ride da stromy seas for DISCOVER. But what iz dis? he rides sweet sceptors throught bleak light under da canopy of da surface of airNEPTUNE YOU OLD BASTRD how longs it bin? Huh? How long? You Think YOure A BiG MAN?! HUH? YEAH?¿HELLO THERE NUMBSKULL! iM TALKIN TO YA? ¿Not Gonna Talk? TalK TO THIS!!!!!

SKULL CRACKER - Neptune dont stand a chance
Girl, you don't even know. YOU Dont now.

Meantime Skarkipus spalsh water sea waves on a distant shore and can sweetly continue a peaceful existence. How, Darling, can you read that utter trash? ITZ HISTORY K? IM SUPPOSED TO KNO THIS STUFF!

Hold unti hure batz!!!