Episode !((19)

Oh look, Its you. I never thought I'd see your ugly mug around here agin... not after the incident.

Well, McAdams, it looks like you thought wrong. And if you think you're getting outta here alive this time, well, you're dead wrong.

Just then da phoned ringethed.

BACHINGO*  ... ... ... BACHINGO*

You gonna pick that up or are you just gonna play honky dory?

Hmmmm.....

McAdams groaned in mild frustration.

Yah 'Ellow?... MmHmm... Yah.... Akay, awright. bye now!... yuh-Yes thats fine, listen I'm busy I- Yes, yes gotta go... IGotta Go okay? Love you too Kay bye bye.

Sorry, that was my Father. It appears today wont be your lucky day, that is to say, I'm going to have to spank your spots off in a jiffy.

Hmmm, a jiffy you say? Why thats jast da way oi loik it!

Just then a fallen tree shakes and shimmys across da room beneaf it, YOU GUESSED IT BUDDY!

HOEMOCK SNIPSRONG!

Who DERE?! EHODERE?! Lets get it on boydogs!

Karate here karahtay thar and a blah blah blah

Like youre even listening

No, I am daddy, rilly!

DONT INSULT ME BOY! Any Idiot could tell youre a damned LIAR!

No daddy, NO! I SWEAR

Dont insult ME! IM YOUR DADDIIIIIII!

Hold onta your BUTTS?! in MY HOUSE?! YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!!!!!!

Episode !*(18)

Shift shuffle and snore: No HOPE,    for sleep thatiz? Ah to do to dao?

AHA *Snaps to himself and bam thats it Idea time like there's no tomorrow cuz if you check da clock, it is buster boy!

AIGHT - A tight wimper from a tired old wheel SLEEP GODAMMIT! doesnt work

Mayhaps a try a A wram Brevrage? Aha but is it boilFUCK!!!!! Not to Self dont burn your hands okay buddy?

a quick slirp and its time To mop up buddy! But(bud) its hard to wipe and see/c/sea your face, amirite buddy? Okay buddy! lets move it buddy! of to da  matress shop, if you catch my drift, buddy? AHAHAHA Im jez messin with ya buddy? You okay Buddy? Youre not lookin so hot. Here, come sit on peppy's lep, okay? Okay buddy? Shhhhh ch ch ch ch chhh Its okay buddy. Peppys gotcha OH NO WAIT NO!

And thats the strary of how to loose a guy in ten day amirite, buddy?

Hold on ta yer, BUDDY!

Episode !&(17)

Congrats Couger, you done it again

A back-woods fiesta is coming to a boil and a handshake is coming to an end as we descend upon this fine meeting of friends.

How do you do it? I just gotta know, bra!
You wanna know my secret?
Yuh!
Aight come hear and yee shall c/sea/see

BOOM shaka-laka OUT FROM THE COVER OF LEEVES HE SPRINGS!
Tis ofcoarse Jelophant on da trail of his trusty musty bud.
In the meantime, Homar is gettin cozy on the shelf.

And THATS how its done my friend!
Wow.. just.. WOW! I dunno what to say, bra! As always you've blown me away.

PUT AWAY THAT BLOWJOB!
Lest you should want it sucked
which it will be
as there is a master suckstress on the loose! Thats right! ZE VAMPIRE! Oh? Whats that? You forgot? You forgot he was a vampire? What are you, stupid? HUH?!

Hold onto that GOD DAMNED BUTT!

Episode !^(16)

Poops a Go-Go and ze heat is on, my friends. Thats wright, we've got a serious problem, and I think.. well, we think you might have a little info to share with us.

I strattled a lump of coal between my chest and abdomen, idley entertaining myself as da man in da berret continued to drole on and on.

Parker is it?

Yes, I replied legs agaping, Yes, I supposed that would be me.

Close your legs god dammit! This isnt some sort of carnival. This is Official Police buisness!

Sweet christ! Upon hearing these words, da world around me seemed to collaps. I had suspected it all along in da back of my mind, but up untill this point it hadnt yet dawned on me that it could actually be true.

Hello? Da Berreted man shook me back to reality.

Dear god, I muttered, Not a carnival

Just at that moment Jellophant knocked at da door. He had clearly not see/sea/c-n da note i left for him back at the hideout.

Ill ve vack in a voment.

Vhat? I said

Vhat. HAH! Vat a vuseless vord. VHAT IZ VOR ZE VEAK!
No!.. No IT COULDNT VE

I was vecoming... a VAMPIRE

to be continued... in your butt(Which you best be holding onto)

Crimson: Pekanese Nights

In da deepest jungle dey travel

weeks it seem before dey meet wif da mountains But Desperado not for tis a desperado they meat

¿Aha fair journeyors! Va Avec myself¿

'Surely, we shal but first, lend us thine nimithicus?!

Renderred thru ears listeners crouchethed and alas da words he spither spaet:::

¿Aha fair trail goers! You wil kno my nom soon enough, but for now, I shall lenth ye the words of my eldest papa: 

"nacep a si

lous ym"

Tis german for dirty things¿

Dayz, nites, neon lights and a whay da group a went til dey met wit da palace gates

Come eat says da King

and so do is dey

FOR EAT: PECAN PIE

"Yess Eat. Eat it all up. Yes, thats right. Gobble gobble. muhuh mahu mahu maha ma HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

But thine upperedness, ou esta la Desporidu?

Oh my

nacep a si

lous ym

My soul

is a pecan

HOLD ONTA YA buttikans!!!!

Episode !%(15)

Oh now now what do we hyav hear?
Tiny boy, Come, sit avec ton pepep!

Ah! But PaPa! your laces have gone astray!
VEEEERRRY obSERVENT boy! Can you c/see/sea whycome such tragedies to I have becometh¿!

Give it a rest PAPA!
WHAT HAVE YOU BOI?
Be-eth this a Bedtime Story
or ones DEADTIME STORY¿!

A summer side beeech they prance
swrods in hand
waiting for exactly da correct moment...
...
...

TO STRIKE
Striken befelded da boy to a chamber of terrible horrorz

Jez a banch a' winy rich bitchez if y'allz is askin me sah!
Well no one asked you did they.
Nah, I rightf'lly s'pose no one did, sah.
Now appologize to your Mama.
I'm...
SARRY SARRY SARRY
BLUB BLUB BIG LIPS

Hold UNTO thine lipizankeurz!

Episode !$(14)

Todaiz ep iz srs bizz

friday da 13, day
of the dead

So you're da one dey call d'extreminator eh?
Yez, im be da one, boy. What is it you need? BE QUICK! I have NO PATIENCE FOR CHILDREN.
Yess Yes of coarse, my appologies good sir. We need a ghost something something smething blah blah blah
For it was at that very momnet da stranjer was abduct. AND IF HE GOES I TOO WILL Go?
GO GO GO gogo tiny richard! Hes da classiest little hero
But where is he? I cant see/c/sea him? has he disappeared in water?
What? No. W- ... Why would you even think that? it's- th-theres no reason- absolutely NO reason for him to be in water.
WHOA COOL IT i was just asking
BUT WHY? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?
...because... im your daughter... daddy.
oh my god
I KNEW YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND!
NO STOP I DIDNT MEAN I *DOOR SLAM*
...I didnt know

MEANWHILE BACK IN HELL
Pull up your shoes and get riding for one sultry dai could be your last! HAHA whos laughing? IN THE FACE OF DENGER! Of coarse, he's the sassy devil of the group¿ Son of a gun! I guess he really is! I never saw it before, in his face you can see/sea/c it in de tiny detail... OOOHHHH i C!
Now to biz!
A turk release short letters to a man who, reluct and was shot. Does this satisfy you Brinsinger?
No... no no no no

hold onto you butts Iguezz¿

HOORAH! Election Special! Wait, what?

Splam IT! KIDZ IN DA LIVING ROOM MENZ ON THE MOON gather round Da Trelavichon too opserve DA ELERCTIONz

ObaMAcCain ane ane ane 4 how long has he discussed getting up, ghetting a job, flying to france and murdering a piglet? oo long. Just Get OUt  And Due IT yoU bIg SLOB!

So Across prezidence Fences soared da pull-tuck-pull OF A MILLION BASEBALL CAP WEARING IDIOTS

Vote yer heart out, shithead.

I, Paul T. Obamerz, stood amangst da werkerz and da poor and oh my GOD no one GIVEZ A SHIT

Vote you baseball loving sex machines?!! Stood Amonst da people of toodai?!

I guess he realy does understand kids like me

GOD I LOVE BEING A TEENAGER IN A RATTLESNAKE'S BODY!!

huld onty yut Budybuttz!

Episode !#(13)

Snorkz Banan! Undersea/c/see advenchuure at hand

BOOKS! I NEED BOOKS¿ researching must be dun for if da mision iz 2 b a successes! Jauke Kousteau and da Skooba Joe all habrord da vessel to ride da stromy seas for DISCOVER. But what iz dis? he rides sweet sceptors throught bleak light under da canopy of da surface of airNEPTUNE YOU OLD BASTRD how longs it bin? Huh? How long? You Think YOure A BiG MAN?! HUH? YEAH?¿HELLO THERE NUMBSKULL! iM TALKIN TO YA? ¿Not Gonna Talk? TalK TO THIS!!!!!

SKULL CRACKER - Neptune dont stand a chance
Girl, you don't even know. YOU Dont now.

Meantime Skarkipus spalsh water sea waves on a distant shore and can sweetly continue a peaceful existence. How, Darling, can you read that utter trash? ITZ HISTORY K? IM SUPPOSED TO KNO THIS STUFF!

Hold unti hure batz!!!

Tip¿

CAPTAIN! Captain! My Life force! Captain, my life force is draining! help me captain! Save me!

Hold onta ur BoTTuxez!

Episode !@(12)

Little stairs let rooftop howl at da moon. Was this to resting or was more on da horizon fair. Da time of rest was concluse and work was on da ahead road for those who still reminned.
DIN DIN!!!
Holy shit rilly? NO ONE GIVES A BUTT! Sometimes you make me so madHomar wa at da refinerey wiff da frenz and they was messing. SEVENTEEN DREAMs they wur but for some to too young was a point from which escape couldnt happen. Hey Faggt! PUSSHHUSHUSHUSHUSH!
Young boy.
Brown hair.
Fair Skin.
Tight bod.
Good grades.
Light shorts. real meat. autumn apparel. sun baked gums.
All a waste. A WASTE.
He melted. how does you feel.
"Taste my steel, dragon!" "Ahah! So it is you who has been so eager to taste my bane! So be it! TASTE MY BANE!""Tastey, tastey bane. Mmmmmm bane. shhhhhh. its okay. Ive got you. Daddy's got you. Bane bane bane bane abenneba.¿"
TASTE MY BUTTZ?
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTTTTTTTzzZZZzzZzzzzZZ

Episode !!(11)

BANKS OUT! time to hit da HEY! YOU! WHERE DID YOU PUT DA GLASSES! Cant u sea/c/see I Cant see/see/see¿!!

Follow me, Boy. We should have a little chat.

You know, you and me, me and you.

We know, but not knowledge. It's like we know each other. We work together at da bank. I THINK WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE, MAJOR

Nope, nup nop, nupperoo, nipnap, nope, nahnahah, ninino,

Trust me, Its a new one, Champ

K Hummuck

Now, I know you and I bothe kno ourselvs and by that I mean eachother has been mean for intentions of understanding and comprehension, but DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY GODDAMNED GLASSES YOU TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE OR I SWEAR TO GO ILL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT YOU WORTHLESS we have had this chat before, Captain.

Oh Yeah!

Have a nice nite, Bronco

You too, Snymrat!

Hold OntA Yar BUTTzzUtzUTZ

Episode *(8) Pt. 3

Whut laddie be sitttuating on da windowsil so fair¿ Danceur is found at littal ranch miss love baby homestuer. COME BACK I NEED YOU! screem it goes wiff da lady. But you know he could da dead!!!!! Cowboy c0aant ghet ovar da ladie luv humir. LUV ME! LUVE ME!
but alas, nogo.
You bitch! I'll KILL YOU.
UH OH! someones got mommy issues-AAGGGGAAHHGGGGHHHH
I... IM DIEING... again?
Truth be da message of fair lady for you see/c/sea/ghost/she is da Ghost Gobller!
Homalaut Return fram da Soviut wiff great prize and joyus choral
YOU'RE DEAD COWBOY!

Drink it. This is for you laddy.

Hold ontor Yuaz BUTTsZZZ

Episode !)(10)

Homuck StandTALLL for all to see/c/sea¡ he is In MILISHARYCAL UNIFORMATION AND AT DA SERVE, at command of generral for da general pay obay DA CAPITAIN who is homukinstu?

On da othur hand, Humoir iz da job ant a BANK! ZOMG DESK JOB!

!KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT¡

Himnuck goes da munfz for no love, he dream of new dai when rocker come and da life he live cuz ruckiz iz da Himnoz! (Humoir uz Himnoz an da himnoz is da Homar is da DESK JOB! (Zomg suicide, amirite¿))

Ruckinz dont kame kuz it is da but it iz OKEYDOKE, no spuicide fror Humlink Snipshult he got plan############ DOLLAR SIGN$$$$$$$$$$$$$ hultrak spampsog sold his soul and may or may not roast 4evz in puriz HELLtown?

Hold onta ya buttTTTTTZZZ!!!!!

Episode ((9)

Homar is at GULF OF SPAIN?!!!! Installing Escaltors for da painting police. PAINTING POLICE.

ANIMUTAD GIFFS ON PAPOUR PLANIS
Gelatinus bumbs drup on escliwags ascentching ta da heavinz

Drink up you da FOOOLS FOOOOOOLLSSS
PICK IT UP AND PUT IT DOWN
PICK IT UP AND PUT IT DOWN?
is that some kind of sarcastic remark?
Is that a serious question?
YOU SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER MY FUCKING CARPET

CANT DA FOOL SEE/C/sea what are we Doing? This is just da waste of time¿ Just give up just give it time¿ Time timjimjim¿

Scenerific enzone

HOLD ONTO your butts?

Crimson: Return to Crescent Coast

Fourty fiouve lowng yearz and we has da return 

Crescent coast means da wrold to da boiz

¿I rememb da splash uv da see/c/sea crabby doo?

¡SHHHHHHHHHHHUT IT BOI! da noize be heard

in cavernous cavernon BIG crigger sneek da sneek like banjo on hotrocks

Jezz a crcket! Crickets feature eboney like papa used ta da SAY

PHEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!

Da relieve like da wave uv c/see wash ovar in rolls like paper towel

Dey sleep to nite

CRICKETS fEATure eBONEy

Hold unto ya BUUTTTZ

Tip¿

Flow stand dripping lando. Hey man sipping sando.
RANDAL RANDAL RAMDALion Don't drink solids?¿

Hold onta YOUR BUTTZ!

Episode *(8) Part 2

TWO TIMES A house! IN THE WOODS

Who Is da Man he who stare back DONT SPEEK ITS YOU KNOW DAMN WHO

Man! Calm da stuff Cool?

Its 2 times da years since we lass see/c/sea homuer at da dancin' and ladie? LADIE? so get over it We Viz da place in da wuoldz homar has be for since capture 3 munth ago.

What we gunna do- AHGRAPHASPUTE!
Homar kicks da head EXPLOSION WHUTWUT?
This zlams it!
In da car!
Megaphone!
Tell da bunch!
Its pinata dai in sanztowne!

Da square is painted blue in remorse and wonder?

Homar is free but what of Ladie Lindrups¿
HoldUNTOyuBUTTZ!

Episode *(8) Part 1: Lets Dance!

Da dance at hand we see/c/sea as as homar takes da Staje UNCE AGIN!¿
For 1nuther tiem homar make scene in AVENCHUR

We fin your selvzz at ballrume
¿We danz for now!
O humor you whish me off mine legs youskill sa skup?

for little know by da WHOA LADIE! homar is spy¡!
FINIKY LITTLE BRAT!
sHE iS dYING! NO SHE IS DIE

GET OVER YOUR BUTTFACEand move on wiff da lyfe
sad songongong


HOLD ONTA YUR BUTTS!

Crimson :da side strrie uv da CENTury

Dr. he is hurt¿ Y/n WIE say doc brown !he is da hurt fo real checkit YALL¡
doc, R U HURt - - y let us see/c/sea abut tht nao move _ ?whoz hurt
itsh tha cahndie MAHN
who wud hurt a boi such as he
DA PRESIDENT OF DA united SKAKEZ
Dox, b 4 i dye - I mast da saiy/bai/c/see/c/sea:
Crimson your crimson
wut? say da dox
crimson your crimson... ugh
cahndy man DEAD
o no! O YES!!!!!!!!!!!




crIMson YOUR crimSON
HOLD ONTA YER BUTTZ!