Friday, January 2, 2009

Episode !%(15)

Oh now now what do we hyav hear?
Tiny boy, Come, sit avec ton pepep!

Ah! But PaPa! your laces have gone astray!
VEEEERRRY obSERVENT boy! Can you c/see/sea whycome such tragedies to I have becometh¿!

Give it a rest PAPA!
WHAT HAVE YOU BOI?
Be-eth this a Bedtime Story
or ones DEADTIME STORY¿!

A summer side beeech they prance
swrods in hand
waiting for exactly da correct moment...
...
...

TO STRIKE
Striken befelded da boy to a chamber of terrible horrorz

Jez a banch a' winy rich bitchez if y'allz is askin me sah!
Well no one asked you did they.
Nah, I rightf'lly s'pose no one did, sah.
Now appologize to your Mama.
I'm...
SARRY SARRY SARRY
BLUB BLUB BIG LIPS

Hold UNTO thine lipizankeurz!

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